What Your Underwear Says About You to a Hookup

He invited you back to his place to watch TV, which we all know is code for "Watching TV, and then…." This is the first time he's seen you in your "show me on the doll" area. Exciting, but wait! Here's what your first undies say about you. Bikini bottoms: This is my laundry day and on nights we don't see each other I might eat cereal out of a large mixing bowl for dinner. Lingerie: This decision was not spontaneous in any way. I debated the pros and cons sleeping with you all day on gchat with friends, but good news: several girls you've never met think you sound great and sign off on this! Commando: It's really important to me that you think I'm… free-spirited. Cotton hanes: On our next date I'll feel comfortable enough to sleep in my retainer. Lace thong: You know I'm going to expect brunch tomorrow, right? It's my favorite meal. I also pepper my texts to you with a liberal amount of winky faces and LOLs! Day of the week underwear: I'm not trying to be a Manic Pixie Dreamgirl, I just really like taking canning classes and spending an insane amount
He invited you back to his place to watch TV, which we all know is code for Watching TV, and then…. This is the first time he's seen you in your show me on the doll area. Exciting, but wait! Here's what your first undies say about you. Bikini bottoms: This is my laundry day and on nights we don't see each other I might eat cereal out of a large mixing bowl for dinner. Lingerie: This decision was not spontaneous in any way. I debated the pros and cons sleeping with you all day on gchat with friends, but good news: several girls you've never met think you sound great and sign off on this! Commando: It's really important to me that you think I'm… free-spirited. Cotton hanes: On our next date I'll feel comfortable enough to sleep in my retainer. Lace thong: You know I'm going to expect brunch tomorrow, right? It's my favorite meal. I also pepper my texts to you with a liberal amount of winky faces and LOLs! Day of the week underwear: I'm not trying to be a Manic Pixie Dreamgirl, I just really like taking canning classes and spending an insane amount

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